Master Cleanse

So I started the Master Cleanse today. I have had 2 lemon drinks so far, but I put WAY WAY WAY too much Cayenne Pepper (even for me!) in them. The maple syrup is so yummy. It reminds me of the snow candies I used to make as a kid, back when you could still eat snow without worrying too much about the side effects.

Here is an illustration for those of you who are not familliar with matters of the colon:

If any of you have done the Master Cleanse, I want to hear your stories. Don't be afraid to post graphic details, they don't bother me.

Also, please do not suggest colonics. I am not a fan of having things shoved in my asshole. The oral enema involved in the Master Cleanse is about all I can handle, even though the images I associate with the words "oral enema" just seem so wrong..