Woah!

Two posts in one day. I never really use this blog, but I came back to it through googling other shit. It's funny how googling random shit brought me back to my own fucking blog. My world must be really small.

I hardly ever smoke weed, but I did tonight. "It's not as bad for you as alcohol", says the angel on my left*. It was an attempt to sleep. FAIL.

I want food, but my bf ate the last of the leftover pizza and KD. I have frog legs in my freezer... tempting!

Do I cook at 4:30am or what? Do I waste frog legs on a "stoner meal"? Stay tuned until I wake up tomorrow and regret this post!

*omg, remember when this happened on Who's the Boss, and it was Tony Danza in angel and devil outfits?

!!!!

It's Mary-Kate Olsen, hammered, holding my dog's doppelganger:



My day is complete!

Holy Crap!

I just remembered that I have this blog. Maybe I will do something useful with it instead of posting retarded shit.

Or maybe not.

Angsty products from the Motherland

Emo Farm makes great topical painkillers! Their Naproxen creme is especially wicked... but it kinda sticks to the little hairs on the back of your neck.

This shit literally saved me from the neck pain I have endured from sleeping on my slopey leather sofa for over a month (long story).

YAY POLAND!

Also Google Portal just tickles me pink. I love how I can set up my own newsfeed. Right now, I have my personal news thing set to inform me of anything related to "anal". Top stories are:

Between the Sheets: Anal attentive
The Ravages of Anal Cancer
Getting cheeky with ‘Anal Pleasure’

It's a cornucopia of anal!

This evening's sunset was gorgeous:

Deep!

I was feeling shitty today, so I decided to go DVD shopping to cheer myself up... my first stop was at the big HMV on Yonge street. BIG MISTAKE! That store is so horribly organized. CDs and DVDs are broken up into too many categories and sub categories. I was looking for R Kelly's "Trapped in a Closet", and I had no CLUE how to categorize it, so I gave up and went to Sunrise Records, across the street.

Holy shit, what an amazing store! Not only do they have an awesome selection of movie toys and rock action figures, a super-glittery floor, but DVDs are sorted by TITLE! What a fucking concept! I found "Trapped in a Closet" without having to look too hard. Once I found my prize, I decided to look for a NIN CD with DEEP on it because I have this strange need to listen to that song on repeat after seeing them do it in soundcheck. The only CD they had with DEEP on it was the Tomb Raider soundtrack, and I wanted Deep badly, so I bought it. I hate buying CDs for one song, but it's a pretty decent soundtrack, so whatever. I also bought the remastered Downward Spiral - it's in a JEWEL CASE this time! Whoever decided on that packaging gets mad props. My old Downward spiral CD is covered in Spice Girls stickers, which makes it slightly more waterproof. I HATE cardboard covered CDs.

Old at heart...

I got carded while buying smokes today. Not only did I get carded, but I had to convince the gas station guy that I am actually 29 (I had no other ID on me other than my driver's license)! The guy even went so far as to quiz me on shit that happened in the 80s. After that, he did the math in his head, and came to the conclusion that I am REALLY almost 30! That made me feel great! I know that bitching about being 29 sounds pretty shallow and selfish, but I have been through a lot, which makes me feel old. I still LOOK young, which is probably the ONLY good thing I have going for me!

Also, I am so straight, but, have a huge womancrush on Marcia Cross. Damn, that woman is hot!

Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

I have been up for almost 24 hours, and I just finished a 14 hour shift! I am hopped up on Red Bull and I am all fucked up from sleep depravation. Here are some pix!







Goodnight!