Even though he will never see this,

Today, after 23 years making films, my favourite actor
finally got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Congratulations Keanu!

WTF?

The other day, while cleaning out my bathroom cupboards, I found some porn magazines that my ex boyfriend had hidden. I don't understand why he felt the need to hide porn from ME of all people! It's not like he was hiding magazines about horsefucking or anything embarassing. They were just plain ol' porn magaines.

I also found makeup that does not belong to me... but whatever. That relationship is so far in the past that I am not even angry about it

Dreams

I often have weird, vivid, crazy dreams, but this one is worth mentioning.

The other night, I dreamt that I was on vacation in Rome with my family and Renee. We were touring the Vatican, where we participated in a clone-embalming workshop. We had to take dead clones of ourselves, drain all the bodily fluids and remove all the organs and bones until there was nothing left but skin and hair. Then we had to stuff them with some kind of sludge and arrange them attractively in red satin-upholstered coffins. My clone mummy turned out ok, but the lips looked like they belonged on one of those blow up sex dolls. Renee's came out perfectly.